Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV
Salem was such a good character no one cared he was a bad puppet.
We’re not like other people. We don’t have to call each other darling or my dear or my love nor any of that to make a point. Darling and my dearest and very dearest and all that are obscene to me […] You know what I’m trying to say. Why do we have to do other things like everyone does?
History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.