Upper Class Trailer Trash

thebestworstidea:

30-space-chickens-go:

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

Salem was such a good character no one cared he was a bad puppet.

We’re not like other people. We don’t have to call each other darling or my dear or my love nor any of that to make a point. Darling and my dearest and very dearest and all that are obscene to me […] You know what I’m trying to say. Why do we have to do other things like everyone does?
Ernest Hemingway, from The Garden Of Eden (via violentwavesofemotion)

Amy Poehler is the effing best 

broke-and-horny:

History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.
Ron Swanson.

broke-and-horny:

History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.

Ron Swanson.